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Oorutaichi’s Misen Gymnastics

My late-night drive was interrupted by Oorutaichi’s Misen Gymnastics: a song so distracting that I missed multiple turns on my way home.

Big thanks to the London disco label, Bear Funk, for resurfacing Oorutaichi’s forgotten blemish: Misen Gymnastics.

Hark! This tune’s arresting vocal mantras and off-kilter drums sound like the chants heard at cultish meetups in your grandmother’s basement.

Oorutaichi’s genre blends ad libitum on Misen Gymnastics, providing a song that – while incorporating crooked sounds – is straight as an arrow in its execution of the insane.

The jazzy embellishments on Oorutaichi’s Misen Gymnastics bring warmth, color, and texture to an otherwise nightmarish experience. The balance struck between clattering percussion, plonking bass, and melodic chimes creates a tenuous structure over Oorutaichi’s proclamations and yelps. Picture cultists inspired by the Talking Heads who are happily on their way to sacrificing a virgin for next year’s harvest. 🙂

Attention! Music fans with two left feet! Rejoice! Misen Gymnastics by Oorutaichi stumbles to the beat of your drum. No right footed people allowed.

With its twisted rhythmic contortions and childish yelpy vocals, Oorutaichi’s Misen Gymnastics will surprise and enthrall.

Don’t bother looking up the lyrics to Oorutaichi’s Misen Gymnastics: the song only features lyrics from an imaginary language.

In isolation, the insistent twangs and bangs of the percussion are hard to bear; fortunately, Oorutaichi’s odd and attention-grabbing vocalizations keep the song from careening too far into the stratosphere of stranger things.

Ever wanted to hear the childish taunt, “Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah” in a song? Now’s your chance! Check out Oorutaichi’s reissued track, Misen Gymnastics.

The repetitive grooves on Oorutaichi’s Misen Gymnastics beckons any dancer to channel their inner Thom Yorke.

I want YOU to be embarrassed dancing to this song in public.

Yoko Ono and David Byrne had a child named Oorutaichi, who recorded a song called Misen Gymnastics. Do you see the resemblance?

Warning: children may grow up with developmental issues if exposed to drugs at an early age, or by listening to Oorutaichi’s Misen Gymnastics.

– Evan

Edited by: Seán Pierce